Just casual

CRISTIANO RONALDO appears to be treating GEMMA ATKINSON like a Premiership defender. The silky-skilled player has teased her one way then the other — and has now left her completely floundering.

And he revealed he fancies all her sexy co-stars in the Chester-based telly soap. The Portuguese winker was defending himself against dressing room ribbing about her night out with lothario LEE RYAN and ageing Miami Vice star DON JOHNSON. Ron’s team-mates teased him because she’d been out with “that plonker from Blue”, a former Bizarre Shagger Of The Year contender.

Ron and Gemma have been “dating” since meeting at a charity ball hosted by the Old Trafford team before Christmas. But since the pair’s knee-trembling antics were revealed they haven’t been spotted together once. A source at Old Trafford told me: “Ronaldo insisted to team-mates he was a single man and things were casual with Gemma. He claimed he wasn’t settled on one Hollyoaks actress — he liked them all.”
I wasn’t settled on one Hollyoaks actress.
SHE says they’re still together.HE has told team-mates things with the Hollyoaks babe are "casual".

Gemma has claimed she and Lee are working on a secret TV project.
Her manager insisted last night she and Ron were still together.
I reckon Ron’s telling Gemma one thing and the lads another.
But who might Ron fancy? My experts have lined up some pert possibilities.

There’s ROXANNE MCKEE who plays Louise Summers, BRYONY SETH (Debbie Clarke), GEORGINA WALKER (Polly Clarke) and ALI BASTIAN (Becca Dean). Whoever he really rates, I sense a touch of the TEDDY SHERINGHAMs about this one.

West Ham striker Teddy can’t make up his mind about whether he is with Big Brother dimwit DANIELLE LLOYD or not. Gemma rang Ron yesterday to get some reassurance about their fledgling relationship. Of course, he said they are still together. She has blonde hair, big fake breasts and is, by all accounts, a very naughty woman. I can’t think why a fame hungry actress would be worried about losing her millionaire football star boyfriend?

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